Have you ever been in alone in a foreign country with 10 euros to your name and no identity? It is terrifying. But there are some supremely helpful and nice people in this world, people that are willing to run around Frankfurt with you looking for a Western Union. People who are willing to accept wire transfers for you because they have the proper identification. So thank you Mark Daniels. Thank you for helping the loud and scared American because it was simply the right thing to do.
While I managed to lose a photocopy of my passport in the hubub as well, I am planning on laying SUPER low for the next 36 hours until I can get my ass into the consulate and on a plane to Jordan. More updates soon.