“America Jordan I love you. Jordan America I love you. Israel no good, mish quayess, Iran no good. Jordan and Pakistan I love you. Michael Jackson I love you. The King love all countries but Israel no good. Obama peace and all Jordan crazy drivers. I have five sons and one daughter. You look French but I forgive you because America I love you.” -one of many slightly deranged taxi drivers as he doesn’t look at the road, cuts off cars, straddles traffic lanes and drives way too fast.